ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

deeandrareynolds:

me when my friends tell me about all of the bad things happening in their life
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santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

  • when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now

When I go to a concert

  • During: THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE
  • After: I'll never be happy again.


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