so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
i’m done with all of you
The rage in Brittnay’s face tho.
Anon hate from the late 1800’s.
i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed
MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES
I was completely not ready for the plot twist after the plot twist…
OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
AHHHH MY HEART I CAN’T HANDLE THIS I CAN FEEL THE TEARS STARTING
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEL! I’VE SEEN THIS POST LIKE 10 TIMES AND NEVER REALIZED IT WAS THE SAME POKEMON! SHITSHITSHIT!
i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror
*pretty hurts plays in the back*
ok but literally how
I love this.
no matter what you say you cant stop me from shipping starbok x hypster
I miss this.
I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”
Get in, loser, we’re going mopping